Stop Training Dogs. Yes, You. Just Stop It.

Me today in bad mood on elevator with unknown GenY with her new rescued dog who jumps up on me…

HER: I’m so sorry! We just got him! He hasn’t had much training!

ME: It’s a DOG, Honey! A gorgeous boy DOG. It wants to jump, run, go outside, get drunk and hump everything. It’s a dog!

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