Victoria Pynchon’s #171: Like a Vixen.

We’ll show you an “aha” moment, you saucy flirt. Vickie Pynchon, a lawyer in my neck of the jungle who writes Settle It Now, a site which like its title always makes too much sense, and the IP ADR Blog, did the honors this week with Blawg Review #171. Her “Like-A-Virgin” edition (her first time) has a sexual theme; WAC? has taken a stand against this sort of thing generally–but it’s not like #171 was way way more than she could handle, as it were, if you know what we mean. In fact, this is one of the best Blawg Reviews you’ll see–and illustrates our often-made point that inexperienced BR hostesses often make up for lack of experience with enthusiasm, creativity and making all the right moves, and noises, if you get our drift. The must be about 50 of last week’s posts covered here, and Vickie finds sexual innuendo in about half of those. The only kinds of sexual activity (or inactivity) or persuasion (non-persuasion) not alluded to in her extraordinary and epic performance are Ben Wa balls, the Stair-Walker, things you can do with pearls, the Antler Dance, and “animal buddies”, if you know what we mean. I think Holden’s driving up to her house right now.