Redux: Dude, if you can’t steal our clients, you’re fired.

Is the promise of “client service” at your shop just drinks-and-dinner b.s. and website lip service? Or is it real? Here’s a new standard for associate and paralegal performance reviews we suggested a year ago. And it’s a test, of sorts, for you rainmakers and partner-level lawyers. If the idea appalls or amuses you folks, fair enough–but do ask yourself why.