California: “My vibe guy is E.F. Hutton, and he says…”

WAC?, still north of Los Angeles, called last night to report that he may have to move back East sooner and not later. “Guess I’m not a California guy”, he concluded. Apparently, his ears had perked up in a restaurant when a stunning and articulate professional woman spoke glowingly of her “energy advisor”. He inquired, and it turns out she was not talking about: fossil-fuel consultants, brokers specializing in utility stocks, or promoters of deals to sell shares in peat farms.