There is no God: End times outrage pits Earl against Nantucket.

Sailors and watchers are resting now,
Some on this sandy lea,
And some with the sea-grass round them twined,
Are asleep in the wandering sea.

–from “The House-Top Walk”, by Charles L. Thompson

Union Street’s Quaker Uncle Billy readies for Earl.

Earl’s got jail-house tats, bad genes, and your sister’s deb pics.