To American law schools: A little help, please?

The tone and atmosphere of an excellent law firm that quickly resolves problems and gets things done?

Often it will be more like Rahm Emanuel, John Wayne or Colonel Bill Kilgore in “Apocalypse Now” commanding brainstorming, hard-ass and fully-engaged troops.

It it will be less like Mr. Rogers or Alan Alda whispering kind and nurturing things to the latest crop of Teletubbies and making sure they are okay. Big Bird and Care Bears in the trenches is not an image most of us wish to project to clients.

We are desperate–and burning daylight and money here. Marc Randazza is a San Diego-based First Amendment specialist who writes The Legal Satyricon. Like the undersigned, he is hard-working, works out of several offices, and is obviously having fun. Randazza is irreverent, “not prissy”, passionate, mega-competent, and not concerned about what people think. Hear his April 2 NPR interview on SLAPP suits. Or read about abolition of limitations periods in clergy child abuse cases in “If you’re still Catholic…“. He and his other writers don’t cower behind “anonymity” when they write. Randazza’s his own man, and a stand-up guy.

In short, an American. And none of this would be that unusual except that Marc is an American lawyer. And let’s face it. Being eccentric, wild and/or “edgy” in American Lawyerland is not a tough mark to hit. Just wear a bow-tie, tasseled loafers and a trench coat. But maybe, say, in public, and wear them all on once, and on a weekday.

One year ago this week, Marc wrote “The Worthlessness of American Legal Education“, a piece we admired and which is certainly worth your time to read. The theme “what should we expect now from law schools, anyway?” has legs at Marc’s blog and others.

We’ve written about that theme–from the standpoint of clients as always being the “main lawyer event”–here at this blog for nearly five years. And written about it enough to know it’s a very touchy subject.

In the late summer of 2008, we wondered aloud–and just weeks before the federal government’s late “announcement” that there was a “recession goin’ on”–on whether law students and recent grads should start paying law firms (yes, new lawyers pay the firms) for training to be lawyers who could add value in a shorter amount of time.

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Law Schools: Weenie Factories? Or Places of Training to add value to client work? Lawyering is not necessarily a “PC”, gentle or even genteel culture. Do law schools tell students it is?