Note to Gen-X and Gen-Y Guys: We know that you do whatever your women tell you to do–and that they like to text. But start using the phone instead. Step up and grow a pair. Call.
Texting is no longer completely cool because it’s, well, Way-Poofy, plus:
1. Gadgety yet Highly Inefficient.
2. Slow.
3. Prone to Be Misunderstood.
4. Impersonal. Bordering on Rude.
5. Passive-Aggressive in the Extreme.
6. Dripping in Docility.
7. Completely and Off-The-Charts ShowTunes.
Pick up the phone and call us instead. Note to Gen-X and Gen-Y Guys: We know that you do whatever your women tell you to do–and that they like to text. But start using the phone for what phones used to be designed for. Call. Step up. Grow a pair. We know you you can do it!
Hunter? He texted when it was too noisy to talk.