Wanted: Improved, higher-functioning, digitally-competent Boomers.

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Baby Boomers were the first generation to grow up with TV–so why can’t we take the next steps? Gen-Y and Gen-X are very right about one thing: Boomers really are big babies, and often arrogant, about Tech. We are above it, some of us think. But we aren’t–and can’t be. Time to grow up.

Boomers: They just don’t [heart] tech enough. For a lawyer, and especially one born between 1946 and 1966, I’m not too bad at science, or even math. Geometry came easily. Calculus not so easily. At my mega-competitive college prep high school in Cincinnati, I was always one of the handful of underachievers in the mega-smart kids’ math class. Those who went on to careers in medicine could always count on me to skew the grades in their direction.

I liked the Humanities much better, and still do. Science, Math, Tech, Numbers. It wasn’t that they were hard; it was that they seemed, at the time, to lack mystery. Nowadays, and in doses, I do like playing with business numbers, market shares, and even budgets. Some people even say I’m good at it. But none of it really turns me on.

Numbers and the often-mathematical elegance of the Universe? Okay, I’m older now. It’s all there–I admit it. But if something has “one” answer, or fits into a recognized theory, or model, it’s still not as interesting to me as things that are, well, more complex, impossible to sort out quickly with Western logic, metaphysical.

I strongly associate “the need for certainty”–either scientific or moral, in either nature or society–with small ideas and small minds. I am sure that I am wrong about that. I am wrong, and wrong-headed, about many things.

Same with the new Digital World. And Word Processing, Document Management, Graphics. Frankly, I don’t like any of “it”–and prefer others (always younger) do “it” for me. Documents especially. I do not like to type them, create them, edit them, manage them, store them and retrieve them. Secretly, I do not even like computers, cell phones, video-conferencing, anything electrical–and never will. I like humans, voices, winks, laughs, sneers, grimaces, smiles, flirtations, handshakes, and bodies in the room.

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Boomer lawyers discussing Cicero, Flaubert, existential dread, and EU politics before getting their Tech thing on.